People Of Earth

To My Earthlings from Fedsfedup,
I try once a month to attempt, (and I stress the word attempt) to share with you some humorous experiences or observations that I have seen during my encounters with planet earth. However, these past months, I look upon the people of earth, and I must admit it is a bit stressful. No one seems to be smiling, and I hear such words like Pandemic, racism, unemployment, murder, looting, white guilt, censored speech, defunding and the list goes on. Not sure what it all means, but this does not seem to be the place I once knew as the greatest place in the world to be. But it is not for me to critique what I see, however even though I am not from here, I believe I am still entitled to my opinion, (at least for now) and I, unlike you, can laugh at the stupidity I see with your world. So I am going to share these observations with you.

We can start with this Pandemic thing. Not sure what it means, however, it seems to be very popular, as so many people are talking about it, and even giving it to each other. And no one seems to know anything about it. It’s so confusing to me. As popular as it seems, many people appear not to want it. I always thought that in your world, sharing was a good thing. In fact, I saw a leader of one of your states, insist that the people carrying the pandemic share it with people that did not have it. I thought that was a lovely gesture until they carried out 6000 elderly people in body bags.

The whole pandemic thing is interesting to me. It has made everyone stay home instead of doing something called working. As I understand it, your world needs people to work so they can pay for things like food, shelter, health and just taking care of their families. But this pandemic has paralyzed your world. Instead, that same leader is telling your people that you must stay home and not work, and if you do, he will throw you in jail. Now I am not sure what jail is, but from what I can figure out, it is a house where people go when they are bad, really bad. Some of these people do things like steal, sell drugs, rape, kill and other very terrible things. Now the funny part is that this leader is letting these people out of jail, so that they can share the pandemic with the good people not in jail. And it appears that he is putting the nice people that want to work so they can support their families into jail to replace the bad ones. Now that is funny.

And if you thought this pandemic thing was weird, there is something called racism that has taken over as the hottest thing in town. From what I could tell, a policeman murdered a black man. This was horrible and it has made everyone very angry. So angry, that these people have gone around destroying homes, peoples” businesses, stealing, and even murdering, just like the policeman did to that black man. And the people in charge, like the leader of the state that I mentioned earlier, seems to think that this behavior is acceptable. As he has done nothing about it. Where I come from, like the policeman that murdered this man, all these people that are destroying and causing destruction everywhere, would be put on a spaceship and sent into space, without a chance of ever returning.

And from what I see, there are things happening that are so crazy, I am having trouble deciphering between being humorous or insanity. It appears that many of these angry people now hate all of the police because of the actions of one bad policeman. It seems ironic to me that the same people that are protesting against racism, are being “racist” against police. I cannot understand how the actions of one man can turn so many people against an entire group of people. In addition, these angry people want to “defund” the police. Now this is really amusing because as I understand it, the police are the people in your world that protect innocent people from harm. Does your society no longer require that people follow laws? Wow, what a great place to live in. Everyone can do anything they want. Rape, pillage, prey on the weak, kill. Just like the old days.

So if you think this is funny, wait until you read this. Business leaders are trying to support this horrible thing called racism by making strange decisions. For example, there is this great place called Disney World where everyone that visits turns into an innocent child as they enter this mystical place. The powers that be decided to change the greatest ride in Disney because it supposedly had racial overtones. It was called Splash Mountain but now they are naming it Princess and the Frog because the Princess is African American. I am wondering if they are going to change the Germany pavilion in Epcot to another name. I believe Germany might have some negative connotation since after all, they did kill 6,000,000 Jews because of racism. Shouldn’t you ban Mercedes Benz which are made in Germany, or rip down statues of Albert Einstein? The Jews have been the victim of racism since the beginning of time, and still to this day, the hatred for the Jews still exists. Although this is the case, I have never witnessed the Jewish people looting, killing and burning down buildings to prove a point.

And then there is Hollywood. Everyone here in this fantasy world is rich and they all are apparently special, as they have so many opinions and feel the need to share them with everyone. They have decided to ban the greatest movie of all times, Gone With The Wind. This movie was an Oscar award winning film in 1939 which told the Love story of two people during the Civil War period. In fact, the Oscar was given to the first black female actor ever. A Major breakthrough for the industry and for your civilization. More importantly it told the story of one of the most powerful women, Scarlet O’hara, in that time and her rise to success. I am so confused with you people of Earth. First you want women to be respected and recognized for their accomplishments, and then you abolish a movie that depicts the same. Quite a dilemma for the women’s movement don’t you think.
Hollywood didn’t stop there. They decided to cancel the most popular children’s cartoon called Paw Patrol. An innocent cartoon depicting the goodness of the doggy police. They help others, protect the neighborhood from the evil doggies, but Hollywood feels that it is not good to let the young people of earth respect the police and show that they are inherently good people. Instead, the children should only see the evil in the people that try to protect them.. What message are they sending to the young humans of your land? To not respect law and order?

I must leave now. I have seen enough and have come to the realization that there is no sign of intelligence in your world. I shall return one day and if there is still life remaining on your earth, I suppose I will have to adjust to some changes. Will I be able to get chocolate and colored sprinkles on my ice cream or will that be considered racist? Will there be White Castles or will they burn them to the ground because there need to be other colors of castles? Will the Black and White cookie survive? Will I be able to order black linguini any longer? Will the band Black Sabbath still exist? I look forward to my return to see if there is any progress in you Earth. Somehow I have my doubts.

On another note, I would like to dedicate this blog to Officer David Underwood, who was shot and killed in recent protests in Oakland, protecting the people of that area and the Federal building, leaving a son, wife and family behind. They will not be celebrating Father’s Day this year. In addition, this blog is in honor of David Dorn, a retired black St Louis police captain who also died at the hands of animals during the “peaceful” protests. He was 77 years of age, a father, grandfather and an amazing citizen who gave all he could to the people he protected. Finally, the black women who had a gun pointed to her 8 month old fetus by George Floyd while she was being robbed by his buddies. These are the real heroes in our world and should be honored accordingly. And a final thank you to all of the men and women in BLUE, as 99% of them are doing the job that we all don’t have the guts to do.